To Prevent your feet from Being UGG-ly this Winter Season

Unfortunately, the popular New Year’s resolution “out with the old, in with the new” does not apply to your closet. Just because we celebrated the New Year with an anticlimactic giant ball dropping, does not mean you can waltz around wearing white. Seriously folks, it’s not Memorial Day yet, and all white will do for you is camouflage you against the snow. Yet another safety hazard when crossing the cross walks.

Now let’s talk about shorts. While it is a balmy 17 degrees outside, shorts are not yet advisable. Nobody wants to see your melanoma-less legs this early in the season. Pop quiz: Do winter boots make shorts winter attire? Ya know what; I’ll just give you the answer, NO! Take your baaaa-ing inside out sheep (a.k.a. UGG’s) and pair them with some nice dark wash skinny jeans. Your friends will thank you, your teachers will thank you, but most of all Mary will be pleased with the way you’re using her little lambs. Oh, and p.s. boots with shorts are UGG-ly.

Moving on to a manlier topic: socks with sandals. Though you all may be informed that this is entirely inappropriate for summer attire, did you know this rule is still applicable for the winter season? I know, mind blowing! Wearing your socks with your sandals does not make them the trendy 80’s fashion footwear “the mukluk”. General rule of thumb, anything that rhymes or contains the word “muk” sucks. That’s it for now kids. Remember, always dress responsibly.