leave the facial hair on your faace please...

Winter is right around the corner, and for some us mother nature hasn't been nice and has cursed the ground with snow already. That is not the point, winter is an applicable time to dress classy and keep warm but we do not need to cover ourselves with fake facial hair! People will stare if you are caught wearing this mustache and beard on a hat. The fashion police would definatley call this a fashion crime and may put you in jail for even buying it.

So don't.

{xoxo}

elizabeth

holiday sweaters

Tis the season to NOT pull out that holiday sweater that you have owned for the past 25 years.Whether it's

Halloween, Thanksgiving,or Christmas

it's still not allowed.

Don't even think about it.
Throw them away NOW! I will even lend you

a garbage bag to get rid of the wretched things.

Enough said.

Low and behold...YOGA PANTS

I don't understand America's obsession with the cheapest, most stretchy, most curve hugging fabric. Spandex... oh spandex... why do you invade our lives making us look like we are about to whip out a sun salutation? The funnier thing is, people wear yoga pants to work, and somehow they think it is appropriate attire? Even better than that, the people that wear them to work, well they don't even do yoga! I just don't understand... basically here are the rule(s) for wearing yoga pants, or any pants that have lycra or spandex in them.
1: DON'T WEAR THEM UNLESS YOU ARE IN A YOGA/DANCE CLASS
Alright, well that was a good rule wasn't it? I figure anyone can follow this.
until next time,
-Gilly

stars/strips/colored jeans and candybars?

This whole outfit is a train wreck. DO NOT ATTEMPT:
Pulling off colored jeans.
No one can.
They were apart of last years BAD trends.
When I see them, I want to gag.
Or make a face like the lady in the back.
"OMG, what is she wearing face!"
{basically just posted this outfit because of her face}
DO NOT:
Wear food on your clothing.
We eat food, we absoluetly do not wear it.
You hungry maybe? We do not want to see your craving
posted on your sweatshirt.
So God made the stars to stay in the SKY
NOT scatter your tank.
that looks way stretched out as well.
Lets save the world from ugly outfits tomorrow
and find something atractive to cover your body with.
preferable not stars.

or food.
{xoxo}
your fashion friend
ellie

leggings+jeans=jeggings

In a world where you thought denim couldn't become any tighter... where all of the nasty fat oozes out of every inch... where every flaw shows...DUN DUN DUN The jeggings have arrived. Okay so basically the rules for this little number would be:

#1- Unless you are classified as a "twig" please do not be caught wearing these

#2- If you choose to wear these they MUST be dark wash

#3- If you can tell that your pants are made of lycra or spandex REMOVE THEM! considering you could become a fire hazard dangering yourself and others around you

#4- Skater chicks, super skinny people, boho chic... i guess you could wear them; however sneakers look tacky with them... they kinda make you look like you rolled right out of bed

#5- All of these rules apply to 25 and below, 25 and above: NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR WITHOUT BEING ARRESTED BY THE FASHION PO PO!

Alright, enough of this nasty "jegging". Until next time... signing off

-Gilly

Say it, Don't wear it!

Pretend one day that you are very happy, and you wear this black tank with a bedazzled simle face on it... then you become very sad and depressed because your boyfriend breaks up with you. What do you do? Well you obviously change your attitute, but what if you didn't bring anther shirt!!!!! GASP! All day long you will go around with people thinking that you are oh so happy, but inside you are sad and deprived:( BOO HOO! All because of this shirt you have now created 2 problems for the day instead of one... so please, say it, don't wear it. If you are found guilty of this tragic fashion incident make this catchy saying your new moto. Write it everywhere! Your bathroom mirror, inside of your closet, anywhere you can think of so that you aren't caught with this hideous mistake! For a fantastic example of how to do sexy, sleek, and basically awesome in the office refere to picture #2. It's a perfect example of how to give a woman presence in the work field. Take the men by storm(not only in the office) with this outfit! If totally wanting this exact outfit go to Banana Republic.com! Keep in mind, if you are over the age of 25 this is a perfect outfit! Still having questions? Leave a comment and Ellie or I will get back to you ASAP! Have a Fahionable week/day/year or whenever you join us again for yet another What Really Not To Wear segment.

Sincerly your bestest fashion friend,

Gilly

ohh no! not the grandmothers bed sheets!

Dear Olsen twin:

The fact you rolled out of bed and forgot to leave your ugly bed sheets at home is a mere example of WHAT REALLY NOT TO WEAR.

sincerly ellie

*Note to whomever may be reading this*

The baggy boyfriend style is IN! This style is to be used in moderation and with attractive patterns{hence one above that looks like your grandmothers bed sheets or a dead peakcock pattern is NOT attractive}

we LIKE the boyfriend style as long as you pull the trend off the right way. Baggy jeans in moderation can be very cute as well as the boy friend cardigans and t's. Check out nordstroms.com for some very chic boyfriend items.

Now lets talk headband across Olsen twin's head.

Are we trying to cover up zits?

{because that is what make-up is for}

Or maybe the fact you KNEW your outfit was awful so you thought the ugly black headband would distract from the grandmothers sheets.

51.4% of teenage girls, acording to a Nordstroms survay, state that 80's it OUT.

This 80's head band is also out! Lets leave it that way by NEVER wearing this disgraceful thing ever again!

{xoxo}

ofiicially done with this post

ellie

Knock Knock... Who's there?... IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS IN OCTOBER!!!!

Just incase you weren't informed, it's not Christmas in October. I realize looking like a huge Christmas present can be found attractive, but that's only if you have something good inside. Get your heads out of the gutter people, I'm thinking maybe a box with a Tiffany's bracelet or earings... etc... So if you look like a giant Christmas present when the holiday parties are coming about, put the dress back and maybe look for something with a timeless effect. Black and Purple are always good for the holidays, not to mention a deep bugandy red, maybe even teal... ooo la la!

I thought I would follow up on the whole retro space cadet sort of thing. NOT A TREND! Please, I beg you, don't go out in public if you look like you are ready to lift off into space with some chimps and a dog. Metalics are fantastic in moderation. In fact, Stacy London even considers them a nutral. Appropriate in shoes, bracelets, earings, necklaces, bags, and maybe even a head-band.

signed your fashion friend

-Gilly

space adventure? maybe?

Please people. Did she just return from a space mission or did she pull this dress off of a barbie doll she bought at wal-mart?

I don't even know but this dress does not have my vote. The clivage and the silver and purple strips which totally clash are not atrractive at all. It makes her look like a space robot. Hello there are many other attractive pieces of clothing that you could cover your body with. Please whoever is reading this blog, dress better than this.

Signing off I'd like to leave you with one last thing as it is 10:25pm, please find something decent to wear to work tomorrow. Nothing like this horrid dress. Thats it.

{xoxo}

elizabeth

{another contributor to this blog}

What NOT to Wear

So you know the show where Stacy London and Clinton Kelly ramble amazing words of advice constantly to at home viewers? Well, why watch one person make so many fashion faux pas when you can see, and read, millions of real people making HUGE fashion mistakes! Well here's todays candidate (apology for the horrid picture, it was taken with my phone at the local mall). Anyway, the skirt is WAY TOO SHORT even for a 3 year old! Not to mention the tall boots with a mini-skirt... uh?!?! For the frosting on the cake, you have a really nasty man's sweatshirt in PUKE green... Mucho Strange! Alright, this could be an acceptable with leggings (if it was snowing) and perhaps a real shirt:) Hope you all enjoyed this session of What NOT to wear! Come again tomorrow... if i find another culprit!

-Gilly