Low and behold...YOGA PANTS

I don't understand America's obsession with the cheapest, most stretchy, most curve hugging fabric. Spandex... oh spandex... why do you invade our lives making us look like we are about to whip out a sun salutation? The funnier thing is, people wear yoga pants to work, and somehow they think it is appropriate attire? Even better than that, the people that wear them to work, well they don't even do yoga! I just don't understand... basically here are the rule(s) for wearing yoga pants, or any pants that have lycra or spandex in them.
1: DON'T WEAR THEM UNLESS YOU ARE IN A YOGA/DANCE CLASS
Alright, well that was a good rule wasn't it? I figure anyone can follow this.
until next time,
-Gilly