stars/strips/colored jeans and candybars?

This whole outfit is a train wreck. DO NOT ATTEMPT:
Pulling off colored jeans.
No one can.
They were apart of last years BAD trends.
When I see them, I want to gag.
Or make a face like the lady in the back.
"OMG, what is she wearing face!"
{basically just posted this outfit because of her face}
DO NOT:
Wear food on your clothing.
We eat food, we absoluetly do not wear it.
You hungry maybe? We do not want to see your craving
posted on your sweatshirt.
So God made the stars to stay in the SKY
NOT scatter your tank.
that looks way stretched out as well.
Lets save the world from ugly outfits tomorrow
and find something atractive to cover your body with.
preferable not stars.

or food.
{xoxo}
your fashion friend
ellie