In a world where you thought denim couldn't become any tighter... where all of the nasty fat oozes out of every inch... where every flaw shows...DUN DUN DUN The jeggings have arrived. Okay so basically the rules for this little number would be:#1- Unless you are classified as a "twig" please do not be caught wearing these
#2- If you choose to wear these they MUST be dark wash
#3- If you can tell that your pants are made of lycra or spandex REMOVE THEM! considering you could become a fire hazard dangering yourself and others around you
#4- Skater chicks, super skinny people, boho chic... i 
guess you could wear them; however sneakers look tacky with them... they kinda make you look like you rolled right out of bed
guess you could wear them; however sneakers look tacky with them... they kinda make you look like you rolled right out of bed#5- All of these rules apply to 25 and below, 25 and above: NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR WITHOUT BEING ARRESTED BY THE FASHION PO PO!
Alright, enough of this nasty "jegging". Until next time... signing off
-Gilly
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